
Kevin Rudd’s Instagram account is a national fucking treasure
‘They tell me it is something to do with milkshakes’
Why is he not prime minister?!
your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.
I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.
Hnnnnnng
Oh dear glob, I just wasn’t to fill all of my piercings with all of these.
(Source: cosmicshortcut)
Ink portrait of Groucho Marx with 1939 map of New York.
By Jacob Everett
Bill Brandt, Penny-farthing for their thoughts, from A Day on the River, 1941