June 2011
The sad truth is the truth is sad.
– Lemony Snicket (via thesaltwaternight)
May 2011
Toy Story 3, folding some clothes, then working on...
Hope everyone has a good night. :)
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You are a perfectly acceptable human being right now, this minute. You are just...
– Source: Fat Heffalump (via riotsnotdiets)
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A not completely verbatim conversation
Me: (after having listened to Jeff, her manager, have a completely calm, understanding, and sincere conversation with his wife over the phone) Wow, she must REALLY be gorgeous, huh?
Jeff: What do you mean?
Me: Well, I mean I have NEVER heard a guy like talk to his girlfriend, wife, significant other, whatever like that!
Jeff: Oh… well….
Me: So, IS she really gorgeous?
Jeff: Well, let me put...
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The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are, cause we pimpin...
– Jay Gatsby (via historysaidwhat)
Back to the drawing board.