The sad truth is the truth is sad.– Lemony Snicket (via thesaltwaternight)
Toy Story 3, folding some clothes, then working on...
Hope everyone has a good night. :)
You are a perfectly acceptable human being right now, this minute. You are just...– Source: Fat Heffalump (via riotsnotdiets) word (via neutresex)
A not completely verbatim conversation
Me: (after having listened to Jeff, her manager, have a completely calm, understanding, and sincere conversation with his wife over the phone) Wow, she must REALLY be gorgeous, huh? Jeff: What do you mean? Me: Well, I mean I have NEVER heard a guy like talk to his girlfriend, wife, significant other, whatever like that! Jeff: Oh… well…. Me: So, IS she really gorgeous? Jeff: Well, let me put...
The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are, cause we pimpin...– Jay Gatsby (via historysaidwhat)
Back to the drawing board.